You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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