Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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