Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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