idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
How does it feel to date your dad?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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