maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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