But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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