i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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