you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There's even glitter on my cock...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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