If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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