In America we eat man semen.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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