she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
you never un-have a 4some
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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