was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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