have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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