hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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