you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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