She is in my trunk
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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