is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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