You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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