HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
All I want is dick and wine.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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