Banned from zoo.
Again?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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