I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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