I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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