this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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