quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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