She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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