Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is Oprah even human
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall