I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"