Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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