She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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