Dual....:-)
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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