yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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