Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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