We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
My breasts were aching with rage.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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