Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Farmville is her only friend.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
