Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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