the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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