dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I want to make a zoo with you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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