Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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