New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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