Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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