playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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