I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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