Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
they need to just BURY HIM!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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