He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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