adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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