idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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