shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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