i don't like sucking hair
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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