So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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