I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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