yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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