She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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