we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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