my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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