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the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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